Things My Husband Says…

by Danielle S

I decided to do this feature after sharing some of the things my husband says on my personal twitter account and with my sisters. Some of the things he says are completely inappropriate to share on here, but others are really funny. Since he usually says something hilarious at least once a week when it comes to the pregnancy or just life in general, I’m sure I will have something to share weekly or bi-weekly.

If you’ve been following the blog, twitter, or FB then you know I am now 36 weeks pregnant; and it’s definitely time to start packing my hospital bag and tying up loose ends. Well, I’ve been procrastinating when it comes to packing the bag, and this is the conversation that got me to finally get started.

Me: I feel like packing a hospital bag makes it more real. So, I’m just gonna keep procrastinating. I’d rather make cupcakes.

Him: No, you know what makes it more real? Your stomach is the size of a basketball and your breasts look like cantaloupes.

Me: *insert blank stare*

Surprisingly that actually worked. Be on the lookout for a blog about hospital bags–what you should pack and what I’m packing.

What funny/inappropriate things does your partner say?

 

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